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xpsychohogx: enecola: Ok. OMfg

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:16:30 -0400

xpsychohogx:

enecola:

Ok.

OMfg

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Wed, 15 May 2013 19:38:31 -0400

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:27:37 -0400

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

norsegays: astrolope: People being angry about ~dem gays~ on...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:16:42 -0400

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman.

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 13:05:37 -0400

bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:55:26 -0400

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he...

Wed, 15 May 2013 08:44:02 -0400

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

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Wed, 15 May 2013 06:32:59 -0400

termsofenragement: Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:

Wed, 15 May 2013 04:21:59 -0400

termsofenragement:

Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:

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Wed, 15 May 2013 02:11:04 -0400

wartortles: wartortles: its so sad that blind people cant see the internet *single tear drops...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:49:32 -0400

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:38:35 -0400

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

alltheladiesyouhate: mrhipp: BETWEEN ASSEMBLIES #why black...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:27:32 -0400

alltheladiesyouhate:

mrhipp:

BETWEEN ASSEMBLIES

#why black swan tho

I assume it’s some kind of Natalie Portman reference, but tbh every time I see this I imagine the conversation going like this:

THOR: whyest thy long face, steve rogers?

STEVE: i traveled through time and missed my date with my girlfriend and now she’s dead and i’m sad.

THOR:

THOR:

THOR:

THOR: did you see black swan though

THOR: twas a cinematic masterpiece

redridingwiththewolves: gallifrey-feels: jebiwonkenobi: ellev:...

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:54:51 -0400

redridingwiththewolves:

gallifrey-feels:

jebiwonkenobi:

ellev:

Oh my GOD, Owen.

It entertains me that their organization was not even remotely secret. I imagine the locals all rolling their eyes whenever the team runs past, because it’s like when your kids are playing spy games and they’re being ‘sneaky’ and you have to pretend you can’t see them.

Whenever something really weird happens you just wander down to the docks, position yourself in front of a hidden camera, and sigh loudly. “Oh my, I sure hope that freaky alien-looking thing doesn’t eat my family. Boy, I wish there were someone around who could take care of that for me.”

And then you piss off and get lunch while they handle it, so you can avoid getting roofied.

And then you remember this little gem

“Excuse me… Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?”

*points*”Bloody Torchwood!”

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Sun, 12 May 2013 08:43:52 -0400

liarnjamespayne: in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an...

Sun, 12 May 2013 06:32:49 -0400

liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go

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Sun, 12 May 2013 04:22:18 -0400

“Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell....

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:11:21 -0400

“Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. There is excellence all around you. You need only be aware to stop and savor it.”

nostalgiaultra: I dont even watch the news cause its DEATH! MURDER! PISS! IN! YOUR! EYES! A penguin...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:49:21 -0400

nostalgiaultra:

I dont even watch the news cause its

DEATH!

MURDER!

PISS!

IN!

YOUR!

EYES!

A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!

THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER

keep-calm-stay-healthy: recovery-ghost: Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:38:24 -0400

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

recovery-ghost:

Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.