March 2012
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satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
me: then it can't be that bad. you should try living in dorms.
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
February 2012
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I seriously cannot get over how PRECIOUS...
kikibelge:
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astheplanetsbend:
I could never teach English to kids. I couldn’t do it. The second they brought in their shitty 2-sentence analysis on The Raven with no commas in sight I would burn it in front of the entire class. I would mix the ashes into my tea as they watched and trembled.
I’d never last.
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consultingdalek:
Soft Dalek,
Warm Dalek,
Little ball of hate.
Happy Dalek,
Sleepy Dalek,
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.
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Every time someone yells at me for "spoiling" the...
The book’s been out since the 1890’s
It’s not a spoiler
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Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
findmeat221bbakerst:
jammy-john:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
AND AS I RAN I WOULD CLICK THE SMOKE MACHINE ON AND HAVE MY HAIR CASCADING BEHIND ME, AND WHEN WE FALL INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS, WE SHALL CHERISH THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF FINALLY BEING ABLE TO DO SO.
THIS IS...
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full elementary cast revealed
johnlockismydivision:
vieries:
borgiabutts:
johnny lee miller as sherlock
lucy liu as watson
kanye as mycroft
george lopez as moriarty
fergie as lestrade
the cast of glee as everyone else
don’t stop believin’ in sherlock holmes
kanye as mycroft nsdjkf DYING
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“You’re only two years older than me, darling… where have you been all my life?”
– Christopher Plummer to his Oscar. (via popculturebrain)
Dear Hollywood,
please stop sucking The Artist’s dick.
Please and thank you.
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conanofallon:
if all these hollywood stars think the stress of being nominated for an academy award is hard, they should try simultaneously live-blogging, tweeting, eating, photoshopping and watching the television screen all at once
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The Presenter, starring Robert Downey Jr.
Best Documentary 2013 Oscar Nomination
HOLD THE FUCK UP.
DANNY MOTHERFUCKING ELFMAN WROTE SOMETHING FOR THE OSCARS.
JUST GIVE HIM EVERY MUSIC-RELATED OSCAR NOW, PLEASE.
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Oh, Catherine O’Hara. You are the only thing keeping this sketch even remotely amusing.
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hiddlesbatch:
kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
#and leonardo dicaprio isn’t even in it
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morgan-ashleigh:
YES, OCTAVIA. YES, BITCH.
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WHY IS TWILIGHT IN THIS OTHERWISE BEAUTIFUL...
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nellytheninkynonk asked: Hello. I was scrolling through my dashboard and saw that you had made quite an interesting comment and felt compelled to reply. The reason they removed the photo of Martin's children is because it's actually illegal - there is a ban on images of his children becoming public which is why it they are not seen at award ceremonies/ snapped by the paprazzi etc. It is less clear cut with the...
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Why the fuck is Billy Crystal there.
What is he singing. What is he doing.
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JAMES EARL JONES IS THERE.
EVERYBODY ELSE CAN GIVE THE FUCK UP AND GO HOME.
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GIRD YOUR LOINS PEOPLE.
pointy-earedbastard:
HERE WE GO.
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GOD HAS TAKEN THE STAGE
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